Short funny September quotes are perfect for the month that cannot quite decide whether it is summer, fall, or an elaborate weather-based prank. One morning calls for a sweater, the afternoon demands sunscreen, and somehow pumpkin spice has already taken over the building. This collection mixes original The Quotes Collection (TQC) humor with funny and […]
Holidays & Occasions
September 11 Remembrance: What “Never Forget” Means
September 11 remembrance honors the people killed in the 2001 terrorist attacks, recognizes those who helped, and preserves the stories of lives changed by that day. The words “Never Forget” express a promise to carry that knowledge forward. Yet a promise becomes more meaningful when we consider what it asks of us. For some people, […]
25 Powerful September 11 Quotes to Remember 9/11
These September 11 quotes help us remember a day marked by devastating loss, extraordinary courage, and countless acts of compassion. For the 25th anniversary in 2026, this collection brings together 25 quotations, one for each year since the attacks. The words of survivors, first responders, grieving families, and national leaders preserve more than history. They […]
27 Short Bible Verses for Funeral Cards, Programs, and Memorials
Finding the right words after someone dies can feel almost impossible. These short Bible verses for funeral cards, programs, eulogies, headstones, and memorial services offer comfort when your own words fall short. Some speak about God’s presence in grief, while others focus on eternal life, hope, and a life faithfully lived. Choose the Scripture that […]
75 Funny 4th of July Sayings for Captions, Signs, and Letter Boards
Some holidays call for deep reflection. The 4th of July calls for fireworks, barbecue smoke, red-white-and-blue outfits, and at least one person saying, “Did you hear that one?” after every firework. Whether you are posting a family photo, decorating a letter board, planning a backyard cookout, or trying to write something better than “Happy 4th,” […]
55 Funny Father’s Day Card Messages Dads Will Love
Finding the right words for Dad can be tricky, especially when your family’s love language is sarcasm, snacks, and pretending not to be emotional. These funny Father’s Day card messages are made for the dad who deserves appreciation, laughter, and maybe a quiet afternoon with the remote. Some dads want heartfelt words. Others would rather […]